Obama superfan Katy Perry offers to write Hillary Clinton ‘theme song’

http://twitter.com/#!/katyperry/status/480105360452104193

Katy Perry, the singer who campaigned for President Obama in 2012 dressed as a filled-in ballot for the Obama/Biden ticket, isn’t wasting any time picking a favorite in the 2016 campaign.

Appearing with a copy of “Hard Choices,” Perry told Hillary Clinton that she’d write her a “theme song” if she needed one.

http://twitter.com/#!/prismaticwitch/status/480105435358175232

Good question. Bimbo eruptions? Cattle futures? Benghazi?

http://twitter.com/#!/UCFH/status/480105822781849600

I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything
Of anything and everything

Hey, that actually does kind of work.

Related:

Oh, my: Katy Perry sings for Obama/Biden in latex ballot dress

‘Credible political spokesperson’ Katy Perry campaigns for Obama in ‘Forward’ dress

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/20/obama-superfan-katy-perry-offers-to-write-hillary-clinton-theme-song/

Mia Farrow: Rick Perry indictment ‘looks like politics not felony’

http://twitter.com/#!/MiaFarrow/status/500734129403879425

When you’ve lost Mia Farrow…

Update:

She deleted the tweet. Maybe she’s having second thoughts.

Related:

Liberal writer Jonathan Chait: Indictment of Rick Perry isn’t just weak, ‘it’s outrageously unfair’

Even David Axelrod thinks Rick Perry indictment is ‘pretty sketchy’

Former Anthony Weiner intern: Most people think the charges against Rick Perry are BS

Liberal journalist Timothy Noah says Rick Perry indictment ‘looks pretty thin’

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/16/mia-farrow-rick-perry-indictment-doesnt-identify-a-law-he-violated-looks-like-politics-not-felony/

swipe at Wendy Davis

http://twitter.com/#!/Just_a_Texan/status/527103323803885570

It may not be nice to kick the Wendy Davis campaign while it’s down, but damn, does it feel good!

Here’s the shot:

From the Washington Examiner:

Wendy Davis, the Democratic nominee for governor of Texas, was supposed to be the candidate of women’s rights, what with her 11-hour filibuster of a bill that would ban abortions beyond 20 weeks (5 months).

But sadly for her, women may not even be responding to her message.

Davis trails her opponent, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, by a whopping 12 points among likely female voters, according to a new NYT/CBS/YouGov poll.

And now for the chaser:

That sound you just heard was the mic dropping.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Wendy Davis

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/28/tweet-wins-the-day-dont-miss-this-absolutely-brutal-swipe-at-wendy-davis/

‘Die f*cking bitch': Sickos wish death on ailing Barbara Bush

http://twitter.com/#!/leonardlawyer/status/418240082445742081

How do some sickos celebrate the new year? By resolving to be even more cretinous, evidently.

http://twitter.com/#!/doctorgrosz/status/418527109083299841

As Twitchy reported, former first lady Barbara Bush has been hospitalized in Houston, Texas. The sane offered prayers and hope for a speedy recovery. The depraved? They crawled out of the gutter sludge to spew vile wishes for her death.

http://twitter.com/#!/PeterSimpsonSyd/status/418338352778055680

http://twitter.com/#!/PatriciaEroz/status/418417882742001664

http://twitter.com/#!/DopeFiendFendi/status/418210985963290624

http://twitter.com/#!/altermali/status/418295501231243264

New year, same sickening depravity from hate-filled cretins.

http://twitter.com/#!/daisychaingang3/status/418243629879406592

Let’s hope that you seek help.

Our thoughts and prayers continue to be with Barbara Bush.

Related:

Former first lady Barbara Bush hospitalized in Houston

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/02/die-fcking-bitch-depraved-cretins-wish-death-on-ailing-former-first-lady-barbara-bush/

It might be a bit early to break out these Clinton/Christie 2016 napkins

http://twitter.com/#!/mattkatz00/status/406530204606431232

Politically overeager might be a good way to put it. Either selection might go well with your Demand Action gun control placemats, though.

http://twitter.com/#!/MichaelLinhorst/status/406533138903351297

http://twitter.com/#!/Record_Melissa/status/406533257401229313

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/29/it-might-be-a-bit-early-to-break-out-these-clintonchristie-2016-napkins/

‘Tawana approves': NBC News’ Lisa Bloom lauds ‘feminist’ Al Sharpton

http://twitter.com/#!/LeonHWolf/status/513095028223528961

@LeonHWolf GTFO….seriously????

— Tyler Hood (@Durdenhood01) September 19, 2014

Serious, you guys.

It’s been another stressful week, and we need something to laugh about. Fortunately for us, NBC News legal analyst Lisa Bloom is an accidental comedienne:

May I just pause and send some love to @TheRevAl for his consistent passionate stand for women? Feminist men rock.

— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) September 19, 2014

Here’s her proof:

Notice that @TheRevAl led his discussion of NFL and domestic violence with 4 women, unlike other networks w all male panels. Ahem.

— Lisa Bloom (@LisaBloom) September 19, 2014

Um, ahem:

@LisaBloom @NoahCRothman but @TheRevAl might be a little too "passionate" sometimes. Just ask Crystal Mangum and Tawana Brawley…

— Marc Caputo (@MarcACaputo) September 19, 2014

Facepalm we much.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT @LeonHWolf: Lolwat https://t.co/J14frcfuIW

— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) September 19, 2014

Is this ironic or just stupid ? MT @LisaBloom May I just pause and send some love to Rev Al for his consistent passionate stand for women?

— Janice Chilcoat (@jchilcoatva) September 19, 2014

@LisaBloom @TheRevAl @NoahCRothman Tawana approves.

— Bobby Boucher (@MetricButtload) September 19, 2014

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Al Sharpton

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/19/tawana-approves-nbc-news-lisa-bloom-lauds-passionate-feminist-al-sharpton/

Michelle Malkin remembers #NorthRidgeQuake 20 years later [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424219294499471360

Twenty years ago today, early in the morning of January 17, 1994, a devastating earthquake shook the Los Angeles area, leaving dozens dead and thousands more severely injured:

http://twitter.com/#!/KendallCaroline/status/424265964398452736

http://twitter.com/#!/BeschlossDC/status/424241334270971904

http://twitter.com/#!/PinkGraffeGCBC/status/424258650610606080

Twitchy founder, author and syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin remembers that day:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424220961483677696

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424222601989197824

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424223716826812416

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424225683221397504

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/424227425120043009

Update:

NBC-LA is doing a “live tweet” of how the quake might have come across in real time on Twitter. Below are a few examples, and see their feed for all tweets:

http://twitter.com/#!/RealTime94Quake/status/424157417388388352

http://twitter.com/#!/RealTime94Quake/status/424158424117813248

http://twitter.com/#!/RealTime94Quake/status/424159179528757248

http://twitter.com/#!/RealTime94Quake/status/424160693131415552

http://twitter.com/#!/RealTime94Quake/status/424161697818218496

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/17/like-god-picked-up-the-whole-san-fernando-valley-michelle-malkin-remembers-northridgequake-20-years-later-pics/

David Corn amazed by ‘conservative jerks’ who chuckled at his demand for oil

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidCornDC/status/433973832961900544

Yesterday, with a winter storm bearing down, Mother Jones’ David Corn was attempting to get more heating oil delivered before the furnace shut down and stopped contributing to global warming.

Some thought the sight of a man-made global warming cheerleader tweeting like crazy to get an oil delivery was somewhat comically ironic, but obviously Corn wasn’t among them.

http://twitter.com/#!/MelissaTweets/status/433974234092556288

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/13/david-corn-amazed-by-conservative-jerks-who-chuckled-at-his-demand-for-oil/

Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/mtgrove/status/454730489375764480

The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/454730263663087618

Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454723805202497536

And this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454724516707434496

Ooo! And this:

Carney Shipman book pic

 

Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454727412329508864

That’s right. It gets better:

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/454733312032919552

Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!

http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/454747116993511425

But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454728194764324864

Glorious. Just glorious.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/454734479836598272

You never know when you might need a stray pinky:

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/454729666675638272

Might as well make your kids useful, right?

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/11/freaky-photoshop-disaster-jay-carney-puff-piece-goes-hilariously-wrong-pics/

Poor, poor, pitiful POTUS: Obama doesn’t think he gets enough respect

http://twitter.com/#!/SeanMooRad/status/423185359652913152

Has Barack Obama told you lately how hard it is being president? No? Well, it is hard.

During a visit this afternoon with the Miami Heat, President Obama confessed that people are mean to him sometimes. He just can’t get no respect!

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/423184235592052736

Awww … poor baby! Meanwhile, the guy’s got no respect for everyday Americans:

http://twitter.com/#!/BotchedLobotomy/status/423185557905088512

He doesn’t really respect the Constitution, either. But please, be nice to him, you guys. He has feelings, too!

Respect is earned, Mr. President. Something you clearly known nothing about.

http://twitter.com/#!/NAFletchr/status/423184639943917569

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/14/poor-poor-pitiful-potus-obama-doesnt-think-he-gets-enough-respect/