Poor, poor, pitiful POTUS: Obama doesn’t think he gets enough respect


Has Barack Obama told you lately how hard it is being president? No? Well, it is hard.

During a visit this afternoon with the Miami Heat, President Obama confessed that people are mean to him sometimes. He just can’t get no respect!


Awww … poor baby! Meanwhile, the guy’s got no respect for everyday Americans:


He doesn’t really respect the Constitution, either. But please, be nice to him, you guys. He has feelings, too!

Respect is earned, Mr. President. Something you clearly known nothing about.


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/14/poor-poor-pitiful-potus-obama-doesnt-think-he-gets-enough-respect/

‘Not doing a damn thing': Does ‘even Everytown’ think Obama’s ‘full of it’ on gun control?

Twitter’s buzzing over President Obama’s plans to “save some lives” by ending gun violence:

Bold move, Mr. President.


Except you know who doesn’t seem to be feeling a whole lot better? Everytown:


Tough break, Everytown.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2016/01/04/not-doing-a-damn-thing-does-even-everytown-think-obamas-full-of-it-on-gun-control/

Lizz Winstead taken in by nonexistent Rep. Steven Smith


Actually, no. Rep. Steven Smith isn’t an elected official, nor does the 15th congressional district he claims to represent exist. The Twitter account has managed to fool quite a few, including “Daily Show” co-creator Lizz Winstead. How could she not respond to this reply?






The tweet calling “Rep. Steven Smith” an elected official is gone, but not forgotten. Doesn’t Ms. Winstead know by now that Twitchy is forever?


David Sirota falls for fake congressman from nonexistent district

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/24/lizz-winstead-taken-in-by-nonexistent-rep-steven-smith/

Cartoon Kim Kardashian not ashamed to support President Obama in midterms


Kim Kardashian gave the, um, Obama campaign a last-minute boost Monday night with an Instagram photo that appears to have been lifted from her popular iPhone game.

It’s a nice gesture for Kardashian to stand with the president, considering that the real President Obama couldn’t be bothered (or wasn’t invited) to stand with those candidates who are actually running in the midterms.

Is a cartoon of a woman who rose to fame by appearing in a sex tape just the boost struggling candidates need?

Voters are faced with so many choices.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/11/03/moron-vote-energized-cartoon-kim-kardashian-not-ashamed-to-support-president-obama-in-midterms/

‘He didn’t come': Looks like Michael Moore’s a mite miffed at Obama [pics]

Michael Moore isupset about what’s happened in Flint, Michigan, and he hoped desperately that the Lightbringer would stop by to make everything a little better:

Alas, Moore was in for disappointment:


Some tweeters were right there with him:

Others … not so much:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2016/01/20/he-didnt-come-looks-like-michael-moores-a-mite-miffed-at-obama-pics/

‘Nails it’! Rob Lowe shatters Obama’s lame ‘wrong side of history’ remark about Russia


Talk about an understatement.

As Twitchy reported, Barack Obama apparently thinks he can persuade Vladimir Putin to leave Ukraine alone by declaring that Russia’s “on the wrong side of history.” Count Rob Lowe among those thoroughly unimpressed by President Peacemaker’s finger-wagging:


Oh, snap!


Lowe understands that Putin isn’t suddenly going to grow a conscience. Putin won’t be guilted into changing his mind — or threatened into it, as Sen. Feinstein pointed out today:


Even Dianne Feinstein knows Obama’s brand of diplomacy is getting nowhere. So what’s it gonna take for the president to wake up and smell reality?



‘Like Putin cares’: President Cliché warns Russia not to be on ‘wrong side of history’

Twitchy coverage of Rob Lowe

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/03/nails-it-rob-lowe-shatters-obamas-lame-wrong-side-of-history-remark-about-russia/

‘You own this movement': @BarackObama wants more of your money for Christmas

‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the White House … OFA creatures were passing the hat for the fundraiser in chief:

Dude. Can’t these people take a break?


Never, evidently.


Let’s get this straight: President The-Buck-Stops-Over-There is placing this “movement” squarely at our feet. And we can make things right by throwing even more of our money at him.

Sure, guys. We’ll get right on that.


Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/26/you-own-this-movement-barackobama-wants-more-of-your-money-for-christmas/

Debbie Wasserman Schultz makes hacktastic attempt to spin Fla. election loss

Democrats are reeling from an embarrassing loss in the 13th district of Florida for a vacant congressional seat.  Democrat Alex Sink was defeated by Republican David Jolly to fill out the term of Republican Bill Young, who died in last fall. The district, which is widely considered a bellwether, was carried by President Barack Obama in both 2008 and 2012. According to CNN, “Of those registered to vote in the district, 37% are Republicans, about 35% are Democrats and 28% are unaffiliated.”

Many are calling the race a referendum on Obamacare and a precursor to the midterm elections, which is why Rep. Debbie Wasserman Shultz, D-Fla., is spinning faster than a Stuxnet-infected Iranian centrifuge:

From her statement:

Tonight, Republicans fell short of their normal margin in this district because the agenda they are offering voters has a singular focus – that a majority of voters oppose – repealing the Affordable Care Act that would return us to the same old broken health care system.

But this was dismantled in one tweet from the indispensable Jim Geraghty:

Given that, it’s hardly a surprise that “Republicans fell short of their normal margin” today.

Meanwhile, the rest of Twitter had a field day with the Debster’s tweet:


Here’s to “underperforming” in the mid-term elections and winning there, too!


‘Busted’! Fla. Dem volunteer psyched about theft of GOP opponent’s sign [pic]; Sheriff responds; Update: Jackass deletes Twitter account

If a Dem makes offensive immigration remarks, do the media make a sound? ; Updated

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/12/underperforming-debbie-wasserman-schultz-makes-hacktastic-attempt-to-spin-florida-election-loss/