HHS releases craptacular Obamacare ‘enrollment’ numbers; Citizens want to throw up

Today’s the day, America!

HHS has released its official Obamacare “enrollment” numbers.

Let’s see what we’ve got:

Wait … seriously?

“Selected plans.” Which, we have to remember, is not the same as “enrolled.”

Let’s see how Healthcare.gov stacked up:

Top 5 exchanges (ranking by #aca enrollees):
1) CA 35k
2) feds 27k
3) NY 16k
4) WA 7k
5) KY! 5.6k— Tim Dickinson (@7im) November 13, 2013

Abysmal. But all is not lost. There are still some enrollment numbers that are high:

So glad you asked!

Working as planned.

Yeah, just a bit.

Don’t ask questions. Just drink it all in.

Bingo. Heckuva job, Team Obama!

How much more fail is it gonna take to get Obama to kick this monstrosity to the curb once and for all?



You might already be an #ObamacareEnrollee under ‘more expansive definition’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/13/hhs-releases-craptacular-obamacare-enrollment-numbers-citizens-want-to-throw-up/

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