It’s official: The five-second food window is a myth

Food, once dropped on the floor, is not safe to eat, however quickly you pick it up, warns a new study that debunks the widely accepted notion that it is all right to scoop up food and eat it within

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Obama confused by ‘magazine clips'; Says gun groups use fear to make money

http://twitter.com/#!/EmilyMiller/status/290864402360582144

Bingo! But, surely the Smartest Man Alive ™ is never wrong! Except when he nearly always is, and today was no different. During President Obama’s surprise press conference, he prattled on about “magazine clips.”

Obama repeats determination to act on guns: magazine clips, assault weapons ban, background checks. Details later in week.

— Bill Press (@bpshow) January 14, 2013

Who is feeding him gun “knowledge“? Musket Morgan? Did Vice President Biden get such sage advice from the noted experts in Hollywood, then pass it along to the president? Or did he listen to some of these geniuses?

“These magazine clips”… @joenbc continues to beclown himself on guns.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 9, 2013

What the hell is a “magazine clip”? RT @thehill: Rep. Thompson: Background checks, magazine clips likely to get bipartisan support

— Todd Kincannon (@ToddKincannon) January 14, 2013

Funny, I thought that was the term Andrea Mitchel used. Who is copying whom? RT @dloesch: “Magazine clips” for AT-15 .233 apparently. Wow.

— Tom Reynolds (@Beregond) January 14, 2013

Heh. Lapdogs are feeding him!

The president is talking about “magazine clips” which are not a thing, and they are not two of the same thing, and he sounds uninformed.

— Angela (@_AngelaMorabito) January 14, 2013

Did @barackobama just say “magazine clips”??? Dude. REALLY???? #tgdn #tcot

— Steve Zukowski (@scubazuke72) January 14, 2013

“Magazine clips” for AT-15 .233 apparently. Wow.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

Bless his heart! It would be hilarious, except that he is the President of the United States and has said that he will make gun-grabbing a part of his second term. Fundamental change and all! He is seeking to legislate something about which he knows nothing, evidently.

Prez just said “magazine clips.” Oh my.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

#Obama:”..that we can keep these magazine clips with high capacity out of the hands of criminals.”You mean for these firearm guns?

— Chad Dickinson (@Chadrickd) January 14, 2013

So Obama just called an imagined gun part a “magazine clip.” Do you even know what a gun is?

— Evan Steckler (@evan_steckler) January 14, 2013

The mockery was fast and furious. And hilarious.

In 2008 debate Obama didnt know strategy from tactics. No difference here. RT @dloesch Prez just said “magazine clips.” Oh my.

— Paul Seale (@paulvseale) January 14, 2013

When I was a kid, I had a collection of “magazine clips” — clearly a horrible habit…

— the eye (@ShannonPoe) January 14, 2013

And he is the expert who will decide #2nd amendment fate?“@southsalem: #ObamaPresser RT @dloesch: Prez just said “magazine clips.” Oh my.”

— Glenn McCarthy (@Gobucks2736) January 14, 2013

All these meetings, and no one makes sure the boss understands basic firearms 101? RT @dloesch: Prez just said “magazine clips.” Oh my.

— Brian Stewart (@BrianStewartOH) January 14, 2013

@dloesch Magazine clips, those are the articles you cutout of a monthly publication to save aren’t they?

— James Raney (@Raney314) January 14, 2013

This is my #magazineclips there are many like it, but this one is MINE!Pry it from my cold dead hands!#TGDN twitter.com/dicktator12/st…

— Jason Watts (D) (@dicktator12) January 14, 2013

Maybe he just wants to ban these Magazine Clips because his picture isn’t on the cover.

— Darth Snader (@Michael_Snader) January 14, 2013

Astounded that the President of the United States is pushing gun control and cannot even describe terms he wants to control accurately.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

But still, MAGAZINE CLIP. #facepalm

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

Quote that could be real: “Guys, we have to ban these high velocity clipper magazines.”

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

When progs are embarrassed over their complete lack of firearms knowledge, they always, always revert to schoolyard behavior.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

No, you don’t get to “mistakenly” speak about firearms when using that same knowledge base to make law on them.

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

The POTUS has binders full of magazine clips.

— Steve Vaughn (@SteveVaughn) January 14, 2013

They’re making new guns and terms so they can ban them. “@dloesch: “Magazine clips” for AT-15 .233 apparently. Wow.”

— Ryan Duff (@ryancduff) January 14, 2013

Pres. Obama’s press conference – critical of “magazine clips”. LOL. If you don’t know what they are called, then don’t try to legislate them

— Eric Farris (@EricFarrisShow) January 14, 2013

“Magazine clips” for an “AT-15 .233″? Wow. This clown (Obama) doesn’t even know what he’s railing against. #fail

— Jared Hallows (@jaredhallows) January 14, 2013

Precisely. But, rail he did anyway.

Obama accuses gun groups of fear mongering in order to to drive up sales of guns and make more money.

— Emily Miller (@EmilyMiller) January 14, 2013

Pres. Obama on high gun sales: “Those who oppose any common sense gun measures have a pretty effective way of ginning up fear of gun owners”

— 20/20 (@ABC2020) January 14, 2013

Obama on soaring gun/ammo sales since Sandy Hook: Gun supporters are “good at ginning up fear… which is good for business.”

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) January 14, 2013

They must be like those nefarious doctors (also known as tonsil reapers) who scare you into letting them take your tonsils out all willy-nilly like, just to cash in.

Good grief, this man knows nothing. And just makes stuff up.

Obama blames increase in gun sales on fear mongers and greedy capitalists. #whatacrock

— Joseph Daniel (@dani35160) January 14, 2013

He was unintentionally correct in a way. His fear-mongering, and the fear-mongering of grave-dancing ghouls, has helped to increase NRA membership. Kudos!

As for “magazine clips,” Twitter users helpfully provide a Teachable Moment ™. He can’t ask David Gregory; he is trying to keep magazines on the down-low now after waving one about on air.

FYI, left RT @lcbchefperry: @dloesch This is a clip and this is a magazine. They are two distinct and different items. bit.ly/Y5G00s

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) January 14, 2013

Obama touts limits on “magazine clips.” Can we get a Secret Service guy to proofread this stuff first? ow.ly/i/1mZLn #tcot @nra

— Scott Ott (@Scott_Ott) January 14, 2013

For the last time…the difference between a magazine and a clip. Please get it right people. It matters. twitter.com/TakeTheUSAback…

— TakeTheUSAback (@TakeTheUSAback) January 13, 2013

Dear POTUS, This —->> is a #MagazineClip #tcot #tgdn twitter.com/curleymom/stat…

— Laura (@curleymom) January 14, 2013

Never change, Twitter. And keep doing the job that the media won’t do.

Related:

Musket Morgan: ‘Can buy AR-15s at supermarket’; Loesch, happy warriors dole out well-deserved drubbing

Piers Morgan exposes Dana Loesch’s lack of gun knowledge by making up models, calibers, deleting tweets

‘I just joined the NRA’: Musket Morgan and other gun-grabbers inspire new memberships

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/14/know-nothing-president-obama-wants-to-limit-magazine-clips-says-gun-groups-use-fear-to-make-more-money/

17 Of The Most Fabulous Gender Neutral Bathroom Signs

Oh yaaass, unisex.

1. This sign couldn’t care less, it just wants you to get your business over with:

2. This restroom welcomes humans of all shapes, sizes, and forms:

3. This sign is much more than meets the eye:

4. This sign is here to give you a friendly reminder:

With a typo, still badass.

5. This door is an actual work of art:

6. Why not have some whimsical choices when you’ve gotta wee:

7. Look at this small act of rebellion:

8. And this one too:

9. This sign pretty much covers all forms of life:

10. These doors are lovely with their minimal designs:

11. But this musical play on words might be the best yet:

12. Take that back, these are the best:

13. These stick figures are probably (definitely) at a rave:

14. All bathroom signs should be this festive:

15. If this sign is anything, it’s super:

16. And this one just really lays it all out:

17. Why make anyone feel alienated when they gotta go?

Because frankly, if there is one thing we should be “worried” about in the bathroom… it’s shit like this.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/17-of-the-most-fabulous-gender-neutral-bathroom-signs

You won’t believe who ‘Meet the Press’ chose for Obamacare ‘reality check’

http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/407151494400458752

Granted, that is always the right move. But what caused National Review’s Jonah Goldberg to do that today? Well, this happened:

http://twitter.com/#!/ByronYork/status/407151057333387265

Yes, really.

https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/407151284978860033

Unbelievable. Yet, of course, totally believable. Ezekiel Emanuel, an architect of Obamacare whom actor Adam Baldwin called a “lying freak.” And the always absurd and hack-tastic Ezra Klein. Balance? Well, if you want to balance lying hack with hackier lying hack.

http://twitter.com/#!/JonahNRO/status/407150678625116160

Snort!

Other viewers also called out “Meet the Press” for the epic fail.

http://twitter.com/#!/Joelmentum/status/407151704723832832

http://twitter.com/#!/johnston_kelly/status/407152400471183360

http://twitter.com/#!/DrMartyFox/status/407163350766727168

http://twitter.com/#!/VladDavidiuk/status/407165732896514048

And an excellent exit point:

http://twitter.com/#!/SamApicelli/status/407152244174249984

Truth. What else can you expect from lapdogs?

Related:

Ezekiel Emanuel tells Megyn Kelly O-care debacle blame lies with Fox News; Citizens shred 

O-Scare! Adam Baldwin nutshells ‘lying freak’ O-care architect Dr. Emanuel in one pic

Full Twitchy coverage of Ezra Klein

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/01/delusional-you-wont-believe-who-meet-the-press-chose-for-obamacare-reality-check/