Biden: Never been a day in the last 4 yrs I’ve been proud to be Obama’s VP

http://twitter.com/#!/treyjay12/status/264425501525954560

Gaffe. Tastic.

Politico’s Jennifer Epstein quickly leapt to Biden’s defense:

He did NOT say this, I was in the room. He said “there’s never been a day I haven’t been proud.” This isn’t true: bit.ly/VjvZuE

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) November 2, 2012

@katherinemiller that’s not what he said. It was “haven’t.” I was in the room and wrote it down as he said.

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) November 2, 2012

But nobody was buying it:

show us your notes!! RT @jeneps @katherinemiller that’s not what he said. It was “haven’t.” I was in the room and wrote it down as he said.

— el SOOPer (@SooperMexican) November 2, 2012

@jeneps lol. We can hear as well. That is the great thing about audio/video. You may have written what u wanted to hear. @katherinemiller

— tyler durdin (@demsRliars) November 2, 2012

Seriously. Nice try, Jennifer.

With vice presidents like these …

OMG, still laughing here over Biden’s latest gaffe.

— Susan Duclos (@SusanDuclos) November 2, 2012

That’s our Joe! —> ‘There’s Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I’ve Been Proud To Be His Vice President’ mediaite.com/a/tuybr

— Kimberly Cook (@KimberNerd) November 2, 2012

Seriously?Biden: ‘There’s Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I’ve Been Proud To Be His Vice President’ shar.es/cSCgS

— Michelle E. Fenton (@michellefenton) November 2, 2012

HAHAHAHAHA. RT @neal_dewing: The most honest man in Washington. bit.ly/RALE2f

— Brady Cremeens (@brady_cremeens) November 2, 2012

Oh to be a fly on the wall when BHO counsels Joe Biden for the 20th time… thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri…

— Big D (@SapperDug) November 2, 2012

Great timing Joe!!!! – “Biden accidentally says he’s ‘never’ been proud of being Obama’s vice president” thehill.com/blogs/blog-bri…

— Benedict Gomez (@BenedictGomez) November 2, 2012

#DERP.–> Biden: ‘There’s Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I’ve Been Proud To Be His Vice President’ shar.es/cSYHw

— Sarah is Finna Ride (@therightsarah) November 2, 2012

I’m gonna miss the gaffes…not Biden, but the gaffes! “Not a single day in the last 4 years have I been proud to be his Vice President.”

— Meg Jaworowski (@MegJaworowski1) November 2, 2012

Biden is a freudian nightmare.RT @red_red_head LOL buzzfeed.com/zekejmiller/bi…

— Jim J (@anthropocon) November 2, 2012

Too late to cut this ad? ‘There’s Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I’ve Been Proud To Be His Vice President’” bit.ly/RALE2f

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) November 2, 2012

Hey Biden-There’s never been a day I’ve been proud to have Obama as my president either.

— steve sherman (@stevesherman63) November 2, 2012

Oh, snap!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/02/biden-never-been-a-day-in-the-last-4-years-ive-been-proud-to-be-obamas-vp/

Feminist loon Jessica Valenti proposes ‘safe-sex f*ck-in at every Hobby Lobby’

http://twitter.com/#!/AmyOtto8/status/483653452732456960

Man. Rough day for the Lady Parts Brigade! With the Supreme Court deciding in favor of Hobby Lobby, gals like Guardian US columnist Jessica Valenti are beside themselves:

http://twitter.com/#!/JessicaValenti/status/483652852766609408

Well, erm … points for creativity? For sanity, not so much.

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/483655605236670464

Oh, yes! Most indeededly.

http://twitter.com/#!/BotchedLobotomy/status/483660104731205632

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‘Clueless or lying’: Sandra Fluke ‘purposefully ignoring’ fact in Hobby Lobby decision

‘You disgust me’: Angry lefties scold SCOTUSblog for Hobby Lobby decision; Just one problem…

‘Heap pissed off’! Elizabeth ‘Lie-awatha’ Warren ‘can’t believe’ Hobby Lobby outcome

Rep. Jared Polis shows off Common Core math in critique of Hobby Lobby decision

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/30/so-mature-feminist-loon-jessica-valenti-proposes-safe-sex-fck-in-at-every-hobby-lobby/

Crapweasel alert: Former Red Eye guest Dana Vachon joins Fox News-bashing bandwagon

http://twitter.com/#!/danavachon/status/318199493944291329

There are less than 10 people who knew who @danavachon was before his #RedEye appearances. Dissing @foxnews is so edgy, man. Hip us!

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) March 31, 2013

So, Dana Vachon is an investment banker turned novelist who once appeared semi-regularly on Fox News late-night show “Red Eye.” He filled in as guest ombudsman and subbed as a guest voice for “Pinch,” the New York Times puppet.

But that was then. And this is now.

.@danavachon u get a gig with @jimcarrey and suddenly u regret everything u did on redeye. Nice.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld I love Red Eye. I don’t love Fox and never did.

— Dana Vachon (@danavachon) March 31, 2013

@danavachon @greggutfeld So Dana, you adjust your sincerity based on who’s in the room?Too bad.

— SteveBurns (@SteveBurns81) March 31, 2013

Looks like Vachon has received his “Play the Nazi card” instruction manual. And…activate!

Goebbels would be jealous of what Roger Ailes has built.

— Dana Vachon (@danavachon) March 31, 2013

Wow, the new @danavachon is #totes #edgy now, with his erudite references to Nazism.

— Ryan Petty (@rpetty) April 1, 2013

Going to ask a WW2 vet just how idiotic your comparison is. RT@danavachon: Goebbels would be jealous of what Roger Ailes has built.

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) March 31, 2013

“Red Eye” host Greg Gutfeld lit into Vachon. Five-alarm fire:

@danavachon seriously?

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld I’d have to know what tone “seriously” was said in…

— Dana Vachon (@danavachon) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld (though I’ll note that you didn’t contest the second point…)

— Dana Vachon (@danavachon) March 31, 2013

.@danavachon u don’t have a first point. Just making nice to your masters.

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) March 31, 2013

@greggutfeld What are you talking about? My not wanting to be on Fox pre-dated this whole thing by a full year.

— Dana Vachon (@danavachon) March 31, 2013

Mmmmkay.

Keep flogging that Nazi card, champ:

.@danavachon I’m sure you believe comparing Ailes to Goebbels is very edgy, but nobody else does. @greggutfeld #Redeye

— AG (@AG_Conservative) March 31, 2013

En fuego:

@danavachon Are you self destructing on twitter?

— Jason München (@JasonMunich) March 31, 2013

Next time, be sure to follow #ProTips for Soros Monkey-wannabes!

.@danavachon Dude, you should spell it “Faux News” and replace the s with a swastika! #edgy #redeye

— Jon Gabriel (@ExJon) March 31, 2013

One fan’s plea for peace:

@danavachon @greggutfeld Can Greg and Dana please make nice? I love you both (Dana more), and wistfully long for yesterday. #playnice

— Mike Measday (@vegasnitro70) March 31, 2013

Reconciliation with an opportunistic Goebbels-invoker? Seriously? Signs say…no go.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/03/31/crapweasel-alert-former-red-eye-guest-dana-vachon-joins-fox-news-bashing-bandwagon/

Soulja Boy sees karma in former teacher’s car

http://twitter.com/#!/souljaboy/status/222790706048147456

We suppose this might be a case of karma, but then again, we don’t know what kind of car the teacher was driving before.

Just a week ago, Soulja Boy treated a fan to some new shoes strictly out of love.

was at the mall today… fox hill.. some of my fans came up. I bought the homie a pair of shoes just off love ya feel me. real life shit.

— Soulja Boy (@souljaboy) July 4, 2012

The moral of our story? If you were a former teacher of Soulja Boy and encouraged him in his studies, this might be a good time to bump into him near a car dealership.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/10/soulja-boy-sees-karma-in-former-teachers-car/