HHS releases craptacular Obamacare ‘enrollment’ numbers; Citizens want to throw up

Today’s the day, America!

HHS has released its official Obamacare “enrollment” numbers.

Let’s see what we’ve got:

Wait … seriously?

“Selected plans.” Which, we have to remember, is not the same as “enrolled.”

Let’s see how Healthcare.gov stacked up:

Top 5 exchanges (ranking by #aca enrollees):
1) CA 35k
2) feds 27k
3) NY 16k
4) WA 7k
5) KY! 5.6k— Tim Dickinson (@7im) November 13, 2013

Abysmal. But all is not lost. There are still some enrollment numbers that are high:

So glad you asked!

Working as planned.

Yeah, just a bit.

Don’t ask questions. Just drink it all in.

Bingo. Heckuva job, Team Obama!

How much more fail is it gonna take to get Obama to kick this monstrosity to the curb once and for all?

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Related:

You might already be an #ObamacareEnrollee under ‘more expansive definition’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/13/hhs-releases-craptacular-obamacare-enrollment-numbers-citizens-want-to-throw-up/

Fox’s Chris Wallace fires back at Dem rep. over Benghazi talking points

Apparently, Rep. Adam Smith (D-Wash.) thought he could appear on “Fox News Sunday” with Chris Wallace and rattle off some Democratic talking points on Benghazi without being challenged.

Rep. Adam Smith is a really poor talking points parrot.Getting pantsed by Chris Wallace right now.

— David Blackmon (@GDBlackmon) May 12, 2013

Chris Wallace on @foxnewssunday “That is what I’m here for sir, I’m not a potted plant, I’m here to ask some questions” #Benghazi

— Jeff Hallett (@jeff_hallett) May 12, 2013

He was wrong. Wallace reminded him that it is his job to push back and ask tough questions.

“I’m not a potted plant”…. Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday.#worthwatching

— Mary Kay Wigginton (@mk_wigginton) May 12, 2013

Chris Wallace (FoxNewSunday) just called Dem-Rep Adam Smith (WA) on the Democratic #Benghazi BU!!$hit. It was AWESOME!

— Rachel Taylor Smith (@Rachel_T_Smith) May 12, 2013

“I’m not a potted plant; I’m here to ask some questions” -Chris Wallace @foxnewssunday #wellplayed

— Zachary K Pearce (@GovPearce) May 12, 2013

Watching Chris Wallace eat Adam Smith’s lunch re: #Benghazi. My takeaway? If you’re a (D), ok to lie and deceive but if (R)s, god help you.

— cabock (@cabock) May 12, 2013

Love it! Dem Smith on FoxNewsSunday says “We don’t know who changed talking points” – Chris Wallace we do too! “White House & State Dept!”

— mark wonderful (@markwonderful) May 12, 2013

@foxnewspolitics um, this guy on w/Chris Wallace is a totally blinded partisan person calling a needed investigation a partisan activity???

— gillian busard doll (@gillianbdoll) May 12, 2013

Adam Smith (D-WA) on Fox with Chris Wallace “Wait till we have all the facts prior to opining” — (then we can say it was a long time ago!)

— Dan T (@DT48RasTanura) May 12, 2013

It’s refreshing to see some in the media pursue the truth about an event that cost the lives of four brave Americans.

#Sundayshows about #benghazi and #irs David Gregory- B-; Bob Schieffer- B+; Chris Matthews- F; Chris Wallace- A-; didn’t see George S. #tcot

— Charles Parker (@cpbrevard) May 12, 2013

Good work by Chris Wallace @foxnewssunday as he declares “I’m not a potted plant”. His job is tough Q’s. Don’t like it don’t go on show.

— Brian Hegseth (@BrianHegseth) May 12, 2013

Update:

Here’s video of Wallace’s response:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/12/im-not-a-potted-plant-foxs-chris-wallace-fires-back-at-dem-rep-over-benghazi-talking-points/

Report: Gunman spotted on Yale’s Old Campus, shelter in place [pics]; Updated

Police are on the lookout for a gunman at Yale. Meanwhile, students on campus are being urged to stay indoors as there is a shelter in place.

(Note: The Yale emergency alert only confirms the report about the gunman. It does not confirm the sighting itself.)


http://twitter.com/#!/TheTownsFinest/status/405016898620104705

Fortunately, many Yale students are away from campus for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Twitchy will continue to monitor this story and update with developments.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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Yale update: Lockdown partially lifted; New Haven police suspect a hoax

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/25/report-gunman-spotted-on-yales-old-campus-shelter-in-place-pics/

Community Post: 28 Recipes To Make In A Bundt Pan This Spring

Because everything is better baked in a bundt pan.

1. Banana Bundt Cake with Chocolate Glaze

Banana cake in bundt cake form. Could you ask for anything more? Recipe here.

2. Carrot Cake Monkey Bread

Cake for breakfast?? Recipe here.

3. Chocolate Pound Cake

That chocolate though. Recipe here.

4. Lemon Velvet Bundt Cake with Blueberry Cream Cheese Frosting

If this doesn’t scream spring, nothing does. HOLY YUM. Recipe here.

5. Melted Ice Cream Cake

Two Ingredients! Can’t beat it! Recipe here.

6. S’mores Monkey Bread

This is sure to get you out of bed. Recipe here.

7. “Twinkie” Bundt Cake

Who wouldn’t love a giant twinkie? Recipe here.

8. Toffee Pecan Caramel Pound Cake

Moist cake bursting with sweet toffee bits, crunchy pecans, and rich creamy caramel in every bite! Recipe here.

9. Cinnamon Swirl Bundt Cake with Coffee-Caramel Sauce

So much flavor. So much deliciousness. Recipe here.

10. Toffe Vanilla Bean Bundt Cake

Some seriously sticky deliciousness right there. Recipe here.

11. Sticky Bun Monkey Bread

Ooey gooey deliciousness. Recipe here.

12. Tunnel of Fudge Cake

In case you couldn’t tell by the title, there is a tunnel of fudge in the middle of this cake. Recipe here.

13. Jelly Doughnut Bundt Cake

Just like a giant jelly doughnut! Recipe here.

14. Cinnamon Streusel Coffe Bundt Cake

A fun twist on an all-time favorite. Recipe here.

15. Meyer Lemon Bundt Cake with Vanilla Bean Icing

Bursting with lemon flavor. Recipe here.

16. Banana Split Cake

This is one heck of a banana split. Recipe here.

17. Best Ever Chocolate Avocado Bundt Cake

Because bundt cakes are for everyone. Recipe here.

18. Apple Pie Monkey Bread

Chunks of the gooey, cinnamony, appley goodness. Recipe here.

19. Peanut Butter & Chocolate Marble Bundt with Peanut Butter Caramel

A mouthful of deliciousness. Recipe here.

20. Chocolate Sour Cream Bundt Cake

Killing chocolate cravings one bite at a time. Recipe here.

21. Caramel Latte Bundt Cake

Drink your latte and eat it too. Recipe here.

22. Brown Butter Sour Cream Crumb Cake with Roasted Pineapple Sauce

Holy yum. Recipe here.

23. Honey Swirled Coffee Cake

Fluffy, sticky, and bursting with golden honey flavor. Recipe here.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellybrown/28-recipes-to-make-in-a-bundt-pun-this-spring-z6ty